Scotty Bowman not having a brother available for hire, the Kings on Thursday introduced Terry Murray -- younger brother of Ottawa General Manager Bryan Murray -- as their new coach.
Murray, who will be 58 on Sunday, has several virtues.
Chief among them is that he is known as a good teacher, which will be useful as the Kings become young enough to double as a day-care center.
Also that he's not Marc Crawford, the previous coach, who relentlessly hammered the young players who are expected to form the team's core for years to come.