With one week to go in the regular season, your Los Angeles Kings find themselves in last place in the NHL. With three games left, the Kings are two points behind the Tampa Bay Lightning, who have also played one less game. Kings, your pathetic fate is in your own gloved hands. Go out there and give it your all. Make us proud…
Lose those last three games!
That’s right. Lose!
There’s no pride in coming in 29th place. Coming in 29th just means that you’re such big losers, you’re not even good at losing. Be the best losers you can be!
Go Kings Go... Straight To The Cellar (LAist) 
