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Old August 12th, 2008, 09:25 AM   #1
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Old August 12th, 2008, 10:09 AM   #2
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Old August 12th, 2008, 10:09 AM   #3
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(And if it makes you feel even better, know that masturbation is common among other animals, like dogs, cats, horses, bulls, rats, hamsters, deer, and whales, too).
How does a whale go about rubbing one out? Perverted mind wants to know!
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How does a whale go about rubbing one out? Perverted mind wants to know!
Twisted minds think alike. I would assume it involves objects, but I actually performed a Google search(typing "whale masturbation" into Google felt a bit weird, to say the least), but the best I came up with was discussion of a masturbation scene from a movie called "The Squid and the Whale" which apparently did not involve a whale at all.

So, is there a marine biologist in the house?
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Twisted minds think alike. I would assume it involves objects, but I actually performed a Google search(typing "whale masturbation" into Google felt a bit weird, to say the least), but the best I came up with was discussion of a masturbation scene from a movie called "The Squid and the Whale" which apparently did not involve a whale at all.

So, is there a marine biologist in the house?
I saw some of that movie.

It blew. Hard. Core.

But yes, I was thinking that too. Do its fins reach that far?
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I do know that with some whales, it takes two males to penitrate the female. (one male holds the other males penis up with his head). I don't even want to speculate how they masterbate.
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I do know that with some whales, it takes two males to penitrate the female. (one male holds the other males penis up with his head).
I believe that's the menage a trois whale species. They're quite the party animals.
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It would have been a better question if you asked it with a differant spelling for the word "coming", in this thread.

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No wonder I haven't been sick in almost two years.

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