WTF? A man doesn't rate a baby shower?

[Mateo]

I was informed last night that I have to vacate my house in a few weeks, so my wife's best friend can throw her a baby shower.

What the ****?!? That is so lame. I'm gonna through my own baby shower... at HOOTERS!!! Who's with me?!?

[gescom]

In

[Birdman]

When? Where? Time?

[Chartrand]

While they're inside celebrating babies, you should go out and start making some more of your own.

[FlyBoeingJets]

Do you really want to be anywhere near there? In my experience, any more than four women in a room at one time and you've got a recipe for man-bashing disaster. Especially when alcohol is involved. Your place will be sounding like a chicken coop being raided by laughing hyenas. Best to be far...far...FAR away.

Like at Hooters.

[Birdman]

Urban Dictionary: manshower

[Carla Muller]

Originally Posted by FlyBoeingJets

Do you really want to be anywhere near there? In my experience, any more than four women in a room at one time and you've got a recipe for man-bashing disaster.

This is sooooooooo correct. Baby showers I have been to have often become so male-hating it makes me want to skip the institution of marriage altogether. Bottom line, when men start delivering a beach ball out of their third leg, they can have a shower. So there.........

[gescom]

okay, Carla, that was just dumb.

[Mateo]

My wife went to the doctor today and even she said "Damn, that's gonna be a big baby!"

I'd have to deliver a Honeybaked Ham and a side of cheddar potatoes through my weiner to match what she's gonna go through. Poor thing.

We had a co-ed shower for Pheebs. WTF makes this different. I'm hurt.

[BeerMan]

carla, my dear, you don't have a third leg. now, zip it, woman!

[BeerMan]

btw, I like the idea of a manshower for Mateo at Hooters!

[Carla Muller]

Originally Posted by BeerMan

carla, my dear, you don't have a third leg. now, zip it, woman!

[Dr. Naysay]

Originally Posted by Mateo

My wife went to the doctor today and even she said "Damn, that's gonna be a big baby!"

I'd have to deliver a Honeybaked Ham and a side of cheddar potatoes through my weiner to match what she's gonna go through. Poor thing.

We had a co-ed shower for Pheebs. WTF makes this different. I'm hurt.

Suck it up.

[Dr. Naysay]

Originally Posted by CarlaMuller

This is sooooooooo correct. Baby showers I have been to have often become so male-hating it makes me want to skip the institution of marriage altogether. Bottom line, when men start delivering a beach ball out of their third leg, they can have a shower. So there.........

Take it up with the universe.

In the meantime.... IRON MY SHIRT, BITCH!!!

[Mr. Irreverent]

FYI: The Hooters in Long Beach kinda sucks, but you can count me in!