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We spend our lives reacting to ourselves like we are being watched by an invisible audience. Why wouldn't we? We watch thousands of performances a year (most of them fictional)

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Old July 24th, 2008, 07:37 PM   #1
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We spend our lives reacting to ourselves like we are being watched by an invisible audience.
Why wouldn't we? We watch thousands of performances a year (most of them fictional) Why wouldn't we suspect that our own lives are on display for a TV audience? How many actions, reactions and emotions have been the result of not what our true heart of heart believes? - but instead we perform our lives for a fictional audience that is not watching.

There are no Emmy's for life - No Oscars - No critics watching - No reviews to be written. As life passes us by and we wait for our validation, all we are truly left with is ourselves to reflect on our performance because the only critic that matters is you.

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We spend our lives reacting to ourselves like we are being watched by an invisible audience.
Why wouldn't we? We watch thousands of performances a year (most of them fictional) Why wouldn't we suspect that our own lives are on display for a TV audience? How many actions, reactions and emotions have been the result of not what our true heart of heart believes? - but instead we perform our lives for a fictional audience that is not watching.

There are no Emmy's for life - No Oscars - No critics watching - No reviews to be written. As life passes us by and we wait for our validation, all we are truly left with is ourselves to reflect on our performance because the only critic that matters is you.

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