A long pointless story about stoners and why I love them.

[DRice]

Originally Posted by Byatch1979

I'll do anything for the green love of my life. It's also one of the main reasons that I'm not working as a police officer right now.

And they say its not addictive....

[King Taco]

Originally Posted by Sticky

...if an orgasm had a flavor, that's what it would be.

My orgasm has a sweet flavor, or so I've been told.

[Nicesave39]

Originally Posted by King Taco

My orgasm has a sweet flavor, or so I've been told.

KT, thought we were talking about nectarines, not pineapples?

[Byatch1979]

Originally Posted by DRice

And they say its not addictive....

Ha! Perhaps, but check out the movie Half Baked for a great example of why the addiction is far milder than hard drugs. Bob Saget spells it out nicely.

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by Chartrand

I dunno, but showing up in some random location at some random time to meet some random person who is supposed to give you a bag of who-knows-what, seems like a red flag should have been raised somewhere along the lines.

Even better, posting the next drop date, and time, and description of the delivery vehicle, and couriers description, on a publicly viewable message board.

BTW, local prices are going to go up as the feds just torched about $1B (Street price)...Mexican cartels running pot farms in U.S. national forest - CNN.com

Operation LOCCUST has eradicated 420,000 marijuana plants here worth more than $1 billion on the street. By comparison, authorities eradicated 330,000 plants over the six-month growing season last month, said Lt. Mike Boudreaux of the Tulare County Sheriff's Department

[Mr. Irreverent]

Originally Posted by Birdman

Even better, posting the next drop date, and time, and description of the delivery vehicle, and couriers description, on a publicly viewable message board.

BTW, local prices are going to go up as the feds just torched about $1B (Street price)...Mexican cartels running pot farms in U.S. national forest - CNN.com

It's okay, I can just fake an illness and get it legally in Santa Monica or Hollyweird.

[Nicesave39]

The pharms are everywhere in No Ho. Er, or so I've been told.

[Dodorado]

I love stoney threads.

Hey I made a classic beer pong shot last weekend off THE NUTS! My poor neighbors, we were all screaming when the shot went in. This guy from Isla Vista said, HE HAS TO DRINK 2!

I am goin to FF with a girlfriend this year. She doesn't partake. I will definately have to bring edibles. Thanks for the idea!

Hey have they started the FF thread. I can't find it. Are they doing the Hof again this year?

[DRice]

Originally Posted by Byatch1979

Ha! Perhaps, but check out the movie Half Baked for a great example of why the addiction is far milder than hard drugs. Bob Saget spells it out nicely.

You had me all the way up to Bob Saget.

[Byatch1979]

Originally Posted by DRice

You had me all the way up to Bob Saget.

If you think of the man as only Danny Tanner, or as the dorky host of America's Funniest Home Videos, then you have him severely misunderstood.

[Kosherhamm]

Major LGK Sesh at FF!!!!!

[Kosherhamm]

Originally Posted by Kosherhamm

Major LGK Sesh at FF!!!!!

Followed by major LGK trip to IHOP for creps at FF!!!!

[kings4ever]

that wasn't a pointless story it brought a tear to my eye. thats a badass story

[Dr. Naysay]

Originally Posted by Dodorado

I love stoney threads.

Hey I made a classic beer pong shot last weekend off THE NUTS! My poor neighbors, we were all screaming when the shot went in. This guy from Isla Vista said, HE HAS TO DRINK 2!

I am goin to FF with a girlfriend this year. She doesn't partake. I will definately have to bring edibles. Thanks for the idea!

Hey have they started the FF thread. I can't find it. Are they doing the Hof again this year?

Next time you play beer pong or beirut try playing by these rules...



Two players per side. Like regular beer pong.
Instead of red keg cups set up two CLOSED cans of beer where the cups would go.

The idea of this game is to try and hit the other teams cans.

When the ball bounces of the other teams can that team must locate the ball and slam it back onto the table by saying "back" or "down" or some other exclamation (dirty words for maximum comedic effect). While they are doing this you and your teammate open your beers and drink as much as possible until the opposing team returns the ball to the table.

The first team to be finished with both beers wins.

Rinse. Repeat.

[Dr. Naysay]

EPILOGUE

I went back to the farmers market in Santa Monica today and received a bag full of cookies. I was instructed to make sure that I had nothing planned for the rest of the day if I wanted to eat one.

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay

EPILOGUE

I went back to the farmers market in Santa Monica today and received a bag full of cookies. I was instructed to make sure that I had nothing planned for the rest of the day if I wanted to eat one.

Dude, there are going to be a crapload of people showing up at your house in about an hour.

And keep the cookies away from the dog.