A long pointless story about stoners and why I love them.

[DRice]

Originally Posted by Hatter

I got stoned with Chong. true story

Your Chinese food delivery person?

[Sticky]

Originally Posted by VegasHockey

Nectarines? No peaches?

I could eat a peach for hours.

[job]

[Hatter]

Originally Posted by Sticky

I could eat a peach for hours.

slut

[Hatter]

I think we need to all chip in and get a nice "fat sack" to DougW8s friend.

[spjon25]

I say Doc goes back to Catalina, finds super moth and smokes a fatty with the moth...then offers some to his favorite Red WIngs fan friend to try and change his mind

[gescom]

Originally Posted by Hatter

I think we need to all chip in and get a nice "fat sack" to DougW8s friend.

your ass better be in Las Vegas this year... i ain't taking no no... maybe... no... yeah... no... maybe... yeah... no... yeah again this year.

no one told you to go see Dave Matthews' next three tours in one week. so no excuses.




i'm talking record outbreak of pinkeye this time.

[VegasHockey]

Originally Posted by Sticky

I could eat a peach for hours.

OK, you just lumped yourself into the pending lunchbox, mcsorelyminute, and unruely thread.

[OTTo VoN BLoTTo]

Originally Posted by DougW8

I know someone who could make some killer brownies for Frozen Fury, if only he had a bag of weed.

Originally Posted by mitchrock

Doug is a killer baker. Someone should supply him pronto.

We're doing brownies before going to the movies lately, and it's freakin' OUTSTANDING. GAAAAWD I love dem brownies. WAY better than smoking. And no pimply ticket-taker looking at you sideways cuz you baked in the car and are walking in drenched in eau de cronique. I'll be the Frozen Fury on joycakes would be even better. Do it, Duggo!!!!

[King Taco]

Holy ****, Doc smokes herb? That explains A LOT.

[Chartrand]

Originally Posted by Byatch1979

Weed... The gift that keeps on giving. Nothing gets someone on my bright side quicker than breaking out the fatties.

Here's a quick story of my own.

When I moved from Vancouver to Calgary, I lost all my hookups and was hurting bad. A buddy from Van said that he knew of a potential hookup for me out in Cow town. He gives me a number to call, says that he doesn't know the guys name, but I am to call and simply say that "I am Shooters friend". Having no other alternatives other than having it mailed out (I did that for ages. Never had a hassle, but I didn't like the risks regardless)

So I call and a male voice answers. I simply tell him that I'm Shooter's buddy (whoever that is), and the guy instantly tells me to meet him in a hotel parking lot in an hour. I show up having no idea what to expect. I still hadn't even asked for anything, just said the one line, and he had told me what he would be driving; that was it.

I guess he must have noticed some guy sitting in his car waiting because saw me before I saw him. The next thing I know, some burly biker-looking dude is opening my car door. He doesn't get in, he just throws me a sack of weed. I ask him what I owe and he says nothing, because I'm 'Shooter's friend'. Then he left.

I never called back because I didn't want him to ever find out that I have no idea who the hell Shooter even was, alls I know is that he must be the man.

Thank you Shooter...

I dunno, but showing up in some random location at some random time to meet some random person who is supposed to give you a bag of who-knows-what, seems like a red flag should have been raised somewhere along the lines.

At least it turned out alright.

[Sticky]

Doug made these mocha-mint chip cookies one time....
if an orgasm had a flavor, that's what it would be.

[ketel&tonic]

Originally Posted by Sticky

Doug made these mocha-mint chip cookies one time....
if an orgasm had a flavor, that's what it would be.

Remember the chocolate cherry chip ones? damn those were tasty.

[Byatch1979]

Originally Posted by Chartrand

I dunno, but showing up in some random location at some random time to meet some random person who is supposed to give you a bag of who-knows-what, seems like a red flag should have been raised somewhere along the lines.

At least it turned out alright.

It was sketchy to say the least, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

I am from Vancouver so that means I can't be without. Like I mentioned before, I've gone through the mail and I've even brought on a plane, (Domestic flights only, and never in my carry on luggage. A Good buddy works in supervising baggage handlers and assured me that it's safe on domestic flights through the airline he works for.)

I'll do anything for the green love of my life. It's also one of the main reasons that I'm not working as a police officer right now.

[Chartrand]

Originally Posted by Byatch1979

I'll do anything for the green love of my life.

Even potentially losing your anal virginity to a burly biker dude in the parking lot of a Motel 6 at 2:30 in the morning?

[Byatch1979]

Originally Posted by Chartrand

Even potentially losing your anal virginity to a burly biker dude in the parking lot of a Motel 6 at 2:30 in the morning?

Hey, you're talking worst case scenario here... And it was around 7pm, and the parking l