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About This Page: This is a discussion on Reality Hipcheck within the LetsGoKings.com forums, at Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum. OK, so I am not a woman, and I am not over 60, but it's my goal in life to have my own advice column, so this is your chance
OK, so I am not a woman, and I am not over 60, but it's my goal in life to have my own advice column, so this is your chance to ask me a serious question, and get a quality answer back.
Advice means advice, not details about what wrench to use to change your oil filter or how many linear feet of drywall you will need to cover your treehouse, go ask someone else about that.
So there you have it.
__________________ "If the Kings score early and those dogs can make it in time, I'll buy them tickets so they can get in to Staples Center and a$$-rape Bailey." - beingbobbyorr
"Kings' fans are conditioned for mediocrity."- CarlaMuller
"The Kings could go 1-80-1 and they would lose the lottery and pick number 2. WE ARE THE KINGS." - Hatter
OK, well, I want to take a black girl home to my KKK member parents. She's had multiple run-ins with the law, some very serious. My parents have been to rallys before and are very active and faithful to the KKK community. I guess my question is, when I choose to have kids, when is the right age to potty train?
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Originally Posted by Dan Cloutier
"I was terrible most nights and shouldn't have been playing."
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Wales. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?
Actual question: Did you actually think anything here is taken seriously?
P.S. Why did the dinosaurs die out?
__________________ -Fish
"When you can't run anymore you crawl, and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that..."
Karma to whomever can finish that.
Why don't you just drink in your spare time like the rest of us?
I do drink, but not in my space time. Drinking is an art form that must be practiced, so I actually carve time out of my schedule to drink, thereby making it an important part of my day.
I want to be the new DEAR ABBY, so ask me a question. 
BIG JOE
