I want to be the new DEAR ABBY, so ask me a question.

[HOCKEYAHOLIC]

Originally Posted by Sleestak

If you goal is to run off with Heidi, then you have my full and total support.



Take him down Mitchrock, take him down.

BRRRRRR, water looks chilly

[FishMonger]

No complaints here

[VegasHockey]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[Sleestak]

Originally Posted by VegasHockey

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Well, it totally depends on the density of the wood, the weight of the individual pieces, and the number of pieces. Also, if the Woodchuck was tired, lazy or on drugs, all would play a part in the equation.

[crAss]

Originally Posted by hockeyaholic

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Applehead21]

Originally Posted by Sleestak

Go see your doctor, and grab a dictionary while you wait, it's WARTS nor WORTS.

Dear Sleestak,

Why do I find it disturbing that you are giving unasked for advise ?

Love, Non-Grammar Police.

P.S. I saw the "Soar" one too.

[BIG JOE]

My girlfriend has a glass eye. Is it wrong of me to want to pop that thing out and skull **** her ?

[Sleestak]

Originally Posted by Applehead21

Dear Sleestak,

Why do I find it disturbing that you are giving unasked for advise ?

Love, Non-Grammar Police.

P.S. I saw the "Soar" one too.

Because when I get a retarded question, it deserves a retarded answer.

Simple as that.

[Sleestak]

Originally Posted by BIG JOE

My girlfriend has a glass eye. Is it wrong of me to want to pop that thing out and skull **** her ?

No.

As long as both parties are interested in that kind of lifestyle, and you wear proper protection, two adults should be able to enjoy each other as they see fit.

Just make sure you take proper care to follow basic rules of hygiene and you should be fine.

[King Ludwig]

Is it okay to make love at 90?

Signed
Speed Demon

[VegasHockey]

Is necrophilia wrong if the deceased gave consent prior to death?

[Sleestak]

Originally Posted by King Ludwig

Is it okay to make love at 90?

Signed
Speed Demon

Yes. If you are 90, I am sure you are OK with it!

[Sleestak]

Originally Posted by VegasHockey

Is necrophilia wrong if the deceased gave consent prior to death?

I think it's wrong under any circumstances. As in "wow, that is just WRONG!"

Permission or not, I would opt out and head to a bar, or better yet, the grocery store to find a potential date.

[Lucifer]

If you're ****ing the girl of your dreams(think Jessica Alba) and she dies in the middle of sex, do you finish?

Or

If the girl of your dreams calls you over to **** and you get there but she's dead, but her body's still warm, do you **** her anyways?

[Sleestak]

Originally Posted by Lucifer

If you're ****ing the girl of your dreams(think Jessica Alba) and she dies in the middle of sex, do you finish?

Or

If the girl of your dreams calls you over to **** and you get there but she's dead, but her body's still warm, do you **** her anyways?

You tell me:

[BIG JOE]

Originally Posted by Sleestak

You tell me:

Yes ?