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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:09 PM   #1
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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:16 PM   #2
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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:29 PM   #3
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Oh, right! Like I’m going to penetrate the sacred vaginal orifice of the light socket with that degenerate phallic representation of male domination. Oh Suuuure. You’d just love for me to “screw” that lightbulb in, wouldn’t you? That’s all women are to you, right? Just receptacles for your oppressive male “light bulb.” Me, I’m going to light a candle. Setting fire to the tip of the phallic obelisk fills me with such empowerment!

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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:31 PM   #4
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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:41 PM   #6
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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:42 PM   #7
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The real answer is three.

One feminist to screw in the lightbulb. And two feminists to throw feces at eachother...









or something...
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Here's one of my favorites*,

Q:What do you call 1000 gun-toting lesbians?

A: Militia Ethridge


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What's the difference between a sumo wrestler and a feminist???

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs...



What's the difference between a Rotweiler and a feminist???

Lipstick...
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Old August 12th, 2008, 03:48 PM   #11
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