The inaugural edition of Ask a Derby Doll features the lovely and talented Markie D. Sod for your question-answering and advice-giving pleasure. Markie is a blocker for the LADD’s still-undefeated Tough Cookies. What’s more, she brings a perspective that is expert, as well as brutal: Markie not only mows down opposing jammers on the banked track, but holds a doctoral degree in human sexuality as well (seriously).
The doctor, dear readers, is in. Send all desperate questions and lovelorn inquiries to
df@losanjealous.com, and I will forward the choicest (and/or least grotesquely tasteless) of them along to our Doll du jour. Watch this space in a week’s time for Markie’s hard-hitting yet heart-savvy advice.
Ask a Derby Doll, featuring Markie D. Sod
Here is Markie just in case you forgot:
Ask a Derby Doll, featuring Markie D. Sod 
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