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Originally Posted by ianmonsta well duh, and monger if you ever plan on whippin out a toy with a "****** buddy" make sure its a new one unless its already

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Old August 6th, 2008, 08:56 PM   #73
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well duh, and monger if you ever plan on whippin out a toy with a "****** buddy" make sure its a new one unless its already been used on her, for some reason they get weird about that ****.
Yeah and if you're going to give your lady friend a book have it be a sexy book, not a cartoon book.

Oh and save the flowers for your mom (unless it's a particularly anatomically correct orchid you've stumbled upon).

Sheesh.
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Old August 6th, 2008, 09:03 PM   #74
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Yeah and if you're going to give your lady friend a book have it be a sexy book, not a cartoon book.

Oh and save the flowers for your mom (unless it's a particularly anatomically correct orchid you've stumbled upon).

Sheesh.
must spread karma... :(
mcsorleyminute knows. oh how she knows.

srsly though, unless you ARE her boyfriend, you have no business buying her flowers. the fact that you felt bad that she'd never had any bought for her demonstrates some semblance of "feelings" on your part and there isn't any room for "feelings" in a purely f*** buddy scenario.
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Old August 6th, 2008, 09:10 PM   #75
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srsly though, unless you ARE her boyfriend, you have no business buying her flowers.
and even then make sure you don't make the cheesy thoughtless mistake of roses, white lily's w/ small daisy's and baby's breath is my go to, you'll get whatever you want that night guaranteed, never fails.
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must spread karma... :(
mcsorleyminute knows. oh how she knows.

srsly though, unless you ARE her boyfriend, you have no business buying her flowers. the fact that you felt bad that she'd never had any bought for her demonstrates some semblance of "feelings" on your part and there isn't any room for "feelings" in a purely f*** buddy scenario.
What can I say... I'm a nice guy. Thought the name gave it away.
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Old August 7th, 2008, 09:41 AM   #77
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Old August 7th, 2008, 10:39 AM   #79
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Neither. I'm without girlfriend.
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Neither. I'm without girlfriend.


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Old August 7th, 2008, 11:11 AM   #82
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Poor Mary Sue just got one too many holes in her


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And somewhere there is a lonely chick without her manwhore!
She needs to meet my neighbor then. He's got at least 3 girls in and out of his place. I'm just waiting for the day the live soap opera turns überscandalous and the girls happen to run into each other.
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She needs to meet my neighbor then. He's got at least 3 girls in and out of his place. I'm just waiting for the day the live soap opera turns überscandalous and the girls happen to run into each other.
I'll bring the popcorn.
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