For about 30 years I've been watching Rutgers, and while I'd watch the games, getting their asses handed to them every week hardly got the juices flowing for Saturday afternoons. Now they've gotten good faster than they could revise their schedule, so the games are still lopsided but the other way around. But at least there's some interest eventually around here for college football, even if it's for one or two games later in the season. But the only potential intrigue for the first six games or so would be bad news.
PS #1: I think these are the best 5 games of the week to bet on. A win against the spread is a win against the spread, what's the difference how many points you are giving up/receiving if its a good bet?
9. You are allowed to root freely against the following schools for no specific reasons: Notre Dame; Notre Dame in their puke-green jerseys; Notre Dame when playing on "Triumph of the Will"-shaming propaganda house organ NBC; USC; any school that plays its fight song approximately 4,387 times per game like USC; Michigan; Miami; Ohio State; any school like Ohio State with a pretentious "the" in front of its name, because otherwise how would we know which Ohio State university they were talking about?; any school coached by Steve Spurrier; any school coached by Nick Saban.
25. It is never OK to deny the hotness of the USC song girls.
25a. Not even if you attend UCLA.
"5. You may not bet against your favorite team unless you're: (a) trying to purge it of a rotten coach; (b) in Vegas and about to sell bodily fluids or organs to cover your previous losses (thanks, Michigan!); (c) looking at a huge spread and you think your team will win but not cover, probably 'cause its coached by Phil Fulmer."