Stupid things Hayward says tonight

[4/10/82]

Originally Posted by OrangePuck

I love you too. If you can be so kind I'd love it if you put me in contact with your roid supplier. You're quite the tough guy.

tough enough to beat your momma's pimp.

[OrangePuck]

Originally Posted by 4/10/82

tough enough to beat your momma's pimp.

wow....a momma joke. I'm impressed. You're a sad man and that is all I have to say at this time.

[4/10/82]

Originally Posted by OrangePuck

You're a sad man and that is all I have to say at this time.

good. then i've performed a great service for my fellow kings fans.


now piss off.

[Dana]

Originally Posted by 4/10/82

"brown a bit of a marked man when he plays anaheim, because he's been known to take a couple of shots at scott niedermeyer."


like a forechecker's supposed to do against a defenseman?

I thought my favorite description about that play was when he called it a "slew foot" which typically is kicking someone's skates out from under them and then they showed the replay and it was painfully obvious Brown got him with his stick. But of course, a slew foot sounds much more dirty than a trip or hook, and why would Hayward want to miss a chance to imply Brown is dirty?

[Sleestak]

If I have to hear him masturbate to Ryan's "pure goal scorer" move one more time, I am going to vomit.

It hit the Kings Dman's stick, it was a deflection. The shot was nothing to write home about.

Give it a rest asswipe.

[4/10/82]

"it wasn't so much the stick that took teemu selanne down, but when brown stuck out that right leg."



did you actually watch the video brian, or do you just default to accusing other teams' players of dirty plays?

[4/10/82]

did hayward suggest that randy carlisle had to put schneider back in the game right away so he wouldn't feel bad?



isn't schneider like a 20-year veteran and a stanley cup winner? must be a very delicate flower.

[DVLEsq]

Well, you gotta give the guys some credit tonight - they've been really complimentary of Ersberg...

[Frolovian]

Ahlers also said a bunch of stupid crap.

"He measures the shot"
"As he takes the puck for the moment of truth"

WTF?!

[Frolovian]

Ahlers also said a bunch of stupid crap.

"He measures the shot"
"As he takes the puck for the moment of truth"

WTF?!

[VegasHockey]

You know, I never make a big deal out of a team's commentating, and I'm still not making a big deal of it, but yeah, that was pretty terrible.