Question...

[DLEOS91745]

Here's a little background: So I'm sitting at my desk at work, listening to indie 103.1. The sports guy is on talking about this and that, next thing you know he says, "Now in hockey: I'm not sure if the Kings played last night, but I'm sure they lost".

Is there a way to get coffee stains out of legal documents? Because if it not, I'm so fired...

[Mr. Irreverent]

You're screwed!

[hockeybum21]

try photocopying them, who knows

[Drunken]

Don't sweat it. Around this office, legal Agreements and engineering drawings aren't "official" until they have some coffee stains on them. Clearly, they aren't important enough to be seen by anyone if they aren't a little messed up.

[DLEOS91745]

Another question: How do you get the coffee scent out of your nostrils? Damn it if I tell ya, I've blown my nose ump-teen times this morning and I still smell coffee.

[PuckMonkey]

1. Scan pages

2. Convert to grayscale

3. Add 10% contrast (15% for Dark Roast)

[charles]

Originally Posted by DLEOS91745

Another question: How do you get the coffee scent out of your nostrils? Damn it if I tell ya, I've blown my nose ump-teen times this morning and I still smell coffee.

the old q-tip in vinegar trick.

[dannybuoy1]

Originally Posted by Drunken

Don't sweat it. Around this office, legal Agreements and engineering drawings aren't "official" until they have some coffee stains on them. Clearly, they aren't important enough to be seen by anyone if they aren't a little messed up.

I kind of feel that way about ex-girlfriends.

[VegasHockey]

Stain the rest of the paper and say it's a brown sheet.

[D0wntime]

Originally Posted by VegasHockey

Stain the rest of the paper and say it's a brown sheet.

or you can burn the edges and say you wanted to go old school and run the document on parchment.

[lithium]

You guys are too damn funny.....

[VegasHockey]

Originally Posted by D0wntime

or you can burn the edges and say you wanted to go old school and run the document on parchment.

Now you're talking! Roll it up and put it on a scroll while you're at it!