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Lost his secret powers. Keep him away from the barber shop this year and you'll see the return of the Handzus of OLDE !!!!!!!!

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Old April 26th, 2008, 06:06 PM   #1
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Lost his secret powers.

Keep him away from the barber shop this year and you'll see the return of the Handzus of OLDE !!!!!!!!
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Old April 26th, 2008, 06:09 PM   #2
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It's Samson all over again.
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Old April 26th, 2008, 06:46 PM   #3
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The 4 million dollars he's pocketing is probably slowing him down as well...
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Old April 26th, 2008, 06:58 PM   #4
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Same thing happened back in the day with Robitaille.
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The 4 million dollars he's pocketing is probably slowing him down as well...

That would make sense, even more so, if he takes it in Czech Krowns = about 62,240,000
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He needs a mullet... That's where the true powers are held.
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It takes 2 years to fully recover from reconstructive knee surgery. You have to rebuild the strength, flexibility, get over the early amounts of pain, and then fully trust it.

This time next summer, we'll find out what he is worth, although I will say that even then he's still going to be overpaid.
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This time next summer, we'll find out what he is worth, although I will say that even then he's still going to be overpaid.
It takes 2 years to fully recover from a mullet dismantling. The knee is probably a little sore, but his head is probably so light that it's hard for him to keep focused on the flow of the game. Cortisone injections for the knee and Propecia for the dome AT ONCE!!!!!!
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Handzus is the Metallica of the NHL? I never put that together but it's all making sense now!
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Did he marry a woman named Delilah before signing with the Kings???
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I believe DL was his Delilah by seducing him with the $4 mil contract. I did, however, enjoy seeing the greasy perm photo again.
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Old April 27th, 2008, 10:13 AM   #12
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