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About This Page: This is a discussion on LA Kings Talk within the LetsGoKings.com forums, at Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum. Originally Posted by McKingfan
Hockey nicknames are probably the gheyest in all of sports. Shortening their last name and adding a "y" to it makes me want to
Hockey nicknames are probably the gheyest in all of sports. Shortening their last name and adding a "y" to it makes me want to hurl and then institute a policy of don't ask, don't tell before we have someone in the locker room sent to sensitivity training for calling someone a turd-burgler. Most sports figures that have actual nicknames recieved them because they are very very good and somewhat of a legend at their position. They don't involve using a Queer Eye last name modulator and they usually make the person sound tougher and not gheyer. One example would be "The Dominator". That sounds a hell of a lot better than Browny or Cammy or Sully. Please just stop. Once anyone has reached that level where they deserve a BAMF nickname, then they will get one. For now, he's the 4th stringer that shows just how far Cloutier has fallen and that's it. But if you just can't help your self, then go ahead and call him Ersy Bursy ButRammer 2000 if that will quench your need for yet another ho-mo-erotic nickname. /end rant
You actually believe that his teammates are calling Hasek The Dominator? Lol.
- Hey, The Dominator, can you rub my back, please? Dustin "The Man who hits hard" Brown hit me reaaaly hard in the second period. Yeah, thanks ... lower ... lower ... you are the best, Dominator.
Anže "Hawkeye" Kopitar
Michael "The Mega Dwarf" Cammalleri
Alex "Loafing Assassin" Frolov
Patrick "Toothless Hitman" O'Sullivan
Raitis "Orc Chief" Ivanans
Dan "The Tanker" Cloutier
Steven "Almost Seagal" Stamkos
Rob "Respected A Lot" Blake
Lubomir "No mistakes" Visnovsky