Blame the Goalie

[mitchrock]

Unruely mentioned that LGK Blames the Goalies best. I'm putting you to the test. Post your creative ways to blame the goalie here.

I Blame Jason La Barbera for not wearing the mask from the Halloween movies. Afterall, his name is Jason.

[VegasHockey]

Originally Posted by mitchrock

I Blame Jason La Barbera for not wearing the mask from the Halloween movies. Afterall, his name is Jason.

You mean from the Friday the 13th movies, otherwise he'd be Michael Meyers.


And if he were Jason, I'd suggest he be armed with his trusty machete rather than a goalie stick. No one would come near the crease then.

[mitchrock]

Originally Posted by VegasHockey

You mean from the Friday the 13th movies, otherwise he'd be Michael Meyers.


And if he were Jason, I'd suggest he be armed with his trusty machete rather than a goalie stick. No one would come near the crease then.

I blame JLB for deflecting the puck that hit my head to make me forget who Freddy was.

[Anze's Mom]

I blame Jason for giving himself double vision during his pregame routine of whipping his head and eyes from side to side so fast that his eyes just kept spinning the whole game.

[CarriedBySix]

I Blame JLB for having Hulk Hogan on one side and Hetfield on the other...
It's obvious the Hulkster is much heavier and the lack of balance drastically effects his game.

Soft goal from a bad angle....he's gonna want that one back.

[AutomaticBzooty]

I blame Jason for having all those letter A's in his last name. I mean, seriously, how many world class goalies do you know that have so many A's in their last name?

Brodeur? No A's.
Roy? No A's.
Luongo? No A's.

Jason LaBarbara? That's FOUR a's right there. That's way too many.

He should change his name to Jason LuongoBrodeuroy.

[arizonabay]

I blame Jason for having the St. Anger fist on his helmet. I mean, that album totally sucks, the Kings totally suck, coincidence? I think not.

[Len-Det64]

Originally Posted by AutomaticBzooty

I blame Jason for having all those letter A's in his last name. I mean, seriously, how many world class goalies do you know that have so many A's in their last name?

Brodeur? No A's.
Roy? No A's.
Luongo? No A's.

Jason LaBarbara? That's FOUR a's right there. That's way too many.

He should change his name to Jason LuongoBrodeuroy.

I blame you for not knowing how to spell his name. There are four a's in his name but only two in his last name.

[mitchrock]

I blame Cloutier for not being up at the NHL level to ensure we get Staaaaaamkos as a pick.

[kingsfan28]

I blame Canada. They have all our reject goalies that end up playing better than when they were Kings . Labs will get traded to another Canadian team and will be great, mark my words. This will be followed by another useless thread about how we let another goalie slip through our fingers, no matter how bad he played for us.
/sarcasm