Aaron Miller's Hairiest Fan Anxiously Waits

[Tickles McGinty]

Randy Poontash of Altadena is nervous about the upcoming NHL trade deadline. Before every Kings home game Randy's wife Barbara shaves the number 3 in his back-hair before they go to Staples Center. Then Randy takes his seat in section 303, row 3, seat 3.

"It's all about Aaron Miller for me. And if he gets traded like some say he will, then I guess I'll stop shaving my back," says the semi-retired body cavity search technician. "I guess I could shave it into an 8, but that's Mike Weaver's number, and shaving Mike Weaver's number into your back-hair is kinda dumb. Aaron Miller's number? Well that makes perfect sense. But Mike Weaver's, not so much."
Randy's wife Barbara was too embarrassed to comment.

(Crossposted from http://letsgotickles.blogspot.com/)

[Goallum]

Which section at Staples has red seats?

EDIT: 303? If so, shouldn't the crown on the ice be upside down?

[Kubrick]

Hey Tickles,

Do you have a Myspace?

[kings4ever]

Originally Posted by Goallum

Which section at Staples has red seats?

EDIT: 303? If so, shouldn't the crown on the ice be upside down?

ya...its gotta be a fake its funny though...

Tickles>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Life

[Na Mo'i]

Originally Posted by Tickles McGinty

Before every Kings home game Randy's wife Barbara shaves the number 3 in his back-hair before they go to Staples Center. Then Randy takes his seat in section 303, row 3, seat 3.

now is it that she has to clean up the 3 EVERY home game or does wife have to re shave a new 3?

It's pretty good hoax, but for some reason, I hope that guys back hair isn't a hoax... it's just impressive. I believe it that he doesn't need to wear a shirt at the games.

[GregDM]

Very good job. I think this kind of display was reserved for Dale Earnhardt fans/mourners.

Originally Posted by GregDM

Very good job. I think this kind of display was reserved for Dale Earnhardt fans/mourners.

You are correct sir, I can't remember what track this was taken at but it is an Earnhardt fan.

OMG OMG OMG, what a hick

[rinkrat]

Well, next year he can keep his #3 for JACK MF JOHNSON!

[MARCELDIONNE16]

THIS PIC IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
since when did staples center have red seats?
and thats probably some dale earnhardt fan

[borinka99]

Originally Posted by MARCELDIONNE16

THIS PIC IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
since when did staples center have red seats?
and thats probably some dale earnhardt fan

[BIGDADDY]

Originally Posted by MARCELDIONNE16

THIS PIC IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
since when did staples center have red seats?
and thats probably some dale earnhardt fan

O RLY?

[USCKingsFan31]

Originally Posted by MARCELDIONNE16

THIS PIC IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
since when did staples center have red seats?
and thats probably some dale earnhardt fan