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About This Page: This is a discussion on Food and Beer Reviews within the LetsGoKings.com forums, at Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum. They didn't get their hard liquor license and are closing down.
This Saturday is their last day. I know that most of you will be in Vegas
but just thought
They didn't get their hard liquor license and are closing down.
This Saturday is their last day. I know that most of you will be in Vegas
but just thought I'd let those left behind know
South Park ruined me on Hooters. Now every time I hear the name this pops up immediately:
Mmmmmmm curly fries...........
Kind of a tangent here, but dunno why no one ever opened the equivalent for the ladies. Not like a Chippendales, but a regular pub-style restaurant. Could have been called "Bananas!" and all the tan, blown-dry waiters would deliver your wings and cosmos in orange bicycle shorts with their package displayed prominently. And the guys who kinda don't measure up (but can't be discriminated against) can wear like the male genitalia version of a wonder-bra. Wonder-Buldge® maybe?
Kind of a tangent here, but dunno why no one ever opened the equivalent for the ladies. Not like a Chippendales, but a regular pub-style restaurant. Could have been called \"Bananas!\" and all the tan, blown-dry waiters would deliver your wings and cosmos in orange bicycle shorts with their package displayed prominently. And the guys who kinda don't measure up (but can't be discriminated against) can wear like the male genitalia version of a wonder-bra. Wonder-Buldge® maybe?
Ladies? No good?
Fail. The last thing we'd want at eye level while we're trying to eat is some orange clad package floppin' around. lol
You're in luck: the Wonder-Bulge® comes in many other attractive colors besides orange!
Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. "well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.
Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.
You wear high heels, you ain't that tall..
You wear makeup, your face don't look like that!
You wear wonderbra's, your titties ain't that big!
Everything about you is a lie!
Thank you Chris Rock
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Fail. The last thing we'd want at eye level while we're trying to eat is some orange clad package floppin' around. lol
concur with ketel.
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Originally Posted by gescom
note to gescom - don't take the orange ones to Vegas.
hermès? lol. only acceptable version of orange for me.
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Originally Posted by ketel&tonic
Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \\"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.
true. i'd go so far as to say even i don't wear wonderbras or any of that insert business. nay on the wonder bulge.
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talisker, isla, or glenlivet!"
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Last edited by lunchbox; September 23rd, 2008 at 07:14 PM.
Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \\"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.
First of all, LOL at you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over, and regarding the false advertising, that reminds me of one of my good buddies in high school. He was girl-crazy like a mother****er, and would do anything to pull. He drove around with a bumper sticker on his VW rabbit that read: 2" to 9" in 15 seconds. He actually thought chicks would be flagging him down to romp. The day he put it on we said: "so what happens if you actually get a girl, and she finds out you don't got that?" He said: "hopefully she'll like me so much it won't matter". We said: "no, it'll matter" He said (getting a little miffed at the ribbing): "Hey, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW I DON'T GOT THAT!!!" We said: "Cuz you just told us, dip****" He said: "....oh."
In case anyone is wondering, the sticker got plenty of laughs--but never got him laid. Kept it on for like two years. Got freaked out and finally scraped it off after getting high-speed chased one day by two dudes in a convertible miata.
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Hooters Pasadena is Closing 
