The Loneliest Blogger

I became a blogger because it seems to be the easiest way to meet people. You write crap about something that has affected your crappy life, and you hope that some crappy people will write crappy comments about your crappy blog. When this happens enough times, you begin to accumulate some enemies, because frankly, who cares what JOEGMAN515 has to say about my favorite guacamole mix, and was it really necessary that he be a complete douche about it?... But it is in the process of cyber-harrassing these new enemies where you will happen upon other people who also are enemies of those whom you consider your enemies. These people are called "friends". So basically, the more enemies you have, the more friends you will have.

So come on fellow LGKers. Join me here on the blogs, and let's make friends!