Well heck Tom, I'm sure you can fit right in with the Dolls then. You might not get tons of track time in live events but you can skate the track during practice times and other times TBA. Some of the male refs are super cool and funny as helk. The names and personas alone are enough to bring a smile to anyones face. Here's their myspace page if you wanna click around:
MySpace.com - LADD Enforcers - 38 - Male - - www.myspace.com/ladd_enforcers