We joke about it. But regardless of how we dress or how often “Isn’t he hot!” comes spewing out of our mouths, you can’t judge a girl’s level of knowledge until you get her talking about the sport. So it’s important not to assume that every sign-toting girl in an authentic jersey is looking to shag that player. Don’t confuse us with our more sexually aggressive counterparts. Personally, I’d rather see female fans make an effort to cheer on, as opposed to breed with, every player on the planet.
However, in case you are a Puck Bunny-in-training (PBiT), please read the “5 Rules for Being a Puck Bunny” (Note: I don’t do these things, but I know that they do occur):
1. Go to the practice facility and take pictures of only their faces. Don’t take any action shots because why would you want someone to think you care or, gasp, even know something about the sport?
[RR reads rule one, looks in the mirror and questions his sexuality]